Well I woke up this morning On the wrong side of the bed And how I got to thinkin' About all those things you said About ordinary people And how they make you sick And if callin names kicks back on you Then I hope this does the trick
'Cause I'm sick of your complainin' About how many bills And I'm sick of all your bitchin' 'Bout your poodles and your pills And I just can't see no humor About your way of life And I think I can do more for you With this here fork and knife
(chorus:) Eat the Rich: there's only one thing that they're good for Eat the Rich: take one bite now - come back for more Eat the Rich: I gotta get this off my chest Eat the Rich: take one bite now, spit out the rest
So I called up my head shrinker And told him what I done He said you best go on a diet Yeah I hope you have some fun And a don't go burst a bubble On rich folk who get rude 'Cause you won't get in no trouble When you eats that kind of food Now they're smoking up their junk bonds And then they go get stiff And they're dancing at the yacht club With Muff and Uncle Biff But there's one good thing that happens
When you toss your pearls to swine Their attitudes may taste like shit But go real good with wine
Believe in all the good things That money just can't buy Then you won't get no bellyache From eatin' humble pie I believe in rags to riches Your inheritance won't last So take your Grey Poupon my friend And shove it up your ass!
(Chorus:) Eat the Rich: there's only one thing that they're good for Eat the Rich: take one bite now - come back for more Eat the Rich: don't stop me now I'm goin' crazy Eat the Rich: that's my idea of a good time baby