Got me the strangest woman Believe it, this chick's no sinch When I wanna get her goin' Then I whip out my Big Ten Inch Record of the band that plays the blues Well the band that plays the blues She just loved my Big Ten Inch Record of her favorite blues Last night I tried to tease her I gave my love a little pinch But she said now stop that jivin now whip out your big ten-inch Record of the band that plays the blues Well the band that plays the blues She just loved my Big Ten Inch Record of her favorite blues I'll cover her with kisses and when we're in a lover's clinch she gets all excited when she puts on my big ten-inch Record of the band that plays the blues Well the band that plays the blues She just loved my Big Ten Inch Record of her favorite blues My gal don't go smokin' and liquor just makes her flinch Seems she don't go for nothin' 'cept for my big ten-inch Record of the band that plays the blues Band that plays the blues She just loved my Big Ten Inch Record of her favorite blues