We are the scientists in the lab Looking through a microscope Those little glass slides they never lie How can this small mind cope? I've never seen anything like it before This amoeba's got a mind of it's own But don't turn your back you stupid science world This is reaching for the telephone A one celled creature a one celled thing It hardly knows it's alive You're better off dead if you only knew Your growing life is taking a dive I've never seen anything like it before This amoeba's got a mind of it's own But don't turn your back you stupid science world This is reaching for the telephone