I went down to Helsinki City
That's where I met a little woman and she sure was looking fine
She said, "Hello, I'm an Ultra Bimboo.
I lost my bag in the lobby and I sure need to spend the night."

Now I've got her alone in my room
The morning always comes too soon

There's a Bimboo under my bed
She's cutting loose now . . . She's outta her head
But I loved her right from the start
She stole my American heart
She stole my American heart

I said, "Hey, baby, what's your pleasure?"
She said, "I like it under here and I'll soon drift off to sleep."
I said, "Yeah? But how about some leisure?"
She said, "I like it under here cuz I won't get in too deep."

There's a ring . . . It's the hotel lobby
"Sir, you've got a young Finnish woman in your room and is all alright?"
I said, "Sure, but I'm a little hungry.
Send up a 3-piece dinner and we'll all just call it a night."