A story ‘bout a loner
who at the zoo couldn’t succeed
he gave the dog a boner

Rubbed his stiff titties
addiction forced his need
to pet the little kitties

A song about a beast
fond of things with fur
Mr. Hands love was way too deep
he didn’t see – He went too far

At the stable he spent his hours
a companion heaven sent
a giant stallion became his end

Through pleasure with massive weight on his hips
suffered into an unusual death
but died with a smile on his lips