Do I love you?
Do I lust for you?
Am I a sinner 'cause I do the two?
Could you let me know
Right now, please
Bonita applebum

Chorus:

Bonita applebum,
You gotta put me on (repeat 4x)

Q-tip:

(pause between every verse)
Hey bonita, glad to meet ya
For the kind of stunning newness,
I must have foreseen ya
Hey, being with you is a top priority
Ain't no need
To question the authority
Chairman of the board,
The chief of affections
You got mine's to swing in your direction
Hey, you're like a hip hop song, you know?
Bonita applebum, you gotta put me on

Chorus

38-24-37 (uh, uh, uh!)
You and me, hun,
We're a match made in heaven
I like to kiss ya
Where some brothas won't
I like to tell ya
Things some brothas don't
If only you could see
Through your elaborate eyes
Only you and me, hun, the love never dies
Satisfaction, I have the right tactics
And if you need 'em,
I got crazy prophylactics
So far, I hope you like rap songs
Bonita applebum, you gotta put me on

Chorus