Now tell me have you ever heard a more pathetic kind of man?
All of this senf-pityng, moaning, self despising I can't stand

I think it's time you two must throw away the hatch and become friends, right now
For all sake
But, he's fake
I won't brake
I think it's time for my speech

I am so tired of it all
Why can't he be more like me? Always sober, kind and meek
He's the opposite more like a freak
You can never get me down!

Can you believe this little ant is trying to meddle with my mind
I'll crush him like the little fly he is between these hands of mine

Why can't the two of you just throw away the hatch and become friends, right now?
For all sake
But, he's fake
I won't break
Now it's time for the speech

I am so tired of it all
Why can't he be more like me?
Eating right and running five miles, like me would be his cup of tea
Oh no, always acting bad!

For all sake
But, he's fake
I won't break
Now it's time for the speech

I am so tired of it all
Why can't he be more like me?
Eating right and running five miles, like me would be his cup of tea
Always sober, kind and meek
He's the opposite more like a freak
Oh no, always acting Bad! It's so sad!