I don’t wanna bike or fishing pole
I just wanna submarine
I’m gonna keep it in a swimming pool
Gonna keep it nice and clean
I don’t want a fucking pogo stick
I just wanna submarine
Fucking pedal car can suck my dick
Where’s my fucking submarine?
Where’s my fucking submarine?
Where’s my fucking submarine!?

Like it, like it
He’s gonna like it
Like it, like it
He’s gonna like it
Like it, like it
He’s gonna like it
Like it, like it
He’s gonna like it

Nothing else is even slightly cool
I just wanna submarine
I’m gonna sub it into school
Service it in the canteen
I don’t wanna slide or rocking horse
I just wanna submarine
I don’t want no fucking somersaults
Where’s my fucking submarine?
Where’s my fucking submarine?
Where’s my fucking submarine!?

Like it, like it
He’s gonna like it
Like it, like it
He’s gonna like it
Like it, like it
He’s gonna like it
Like it, like it
He’s gonna like it

I’m going to float on by
Oh my, oh yeah
I’m going to float on by
Oh my, oh….

I don’t a fucking climbing frame
I just wanna submarine
I don’t want no shooting computer game
I just wanna submarine
I don’t want a fucking football class
I just wanna submarine
Fucking action dolls can suck my ass
Where’s my fucking submarine?
Where’s my fucking submarine?
Where’s my fucking submarine?

Like it, like it
He’s gonna like it
Like it, like it
He’s gonna like it
Like it, like it
He’s gonna like it
Like it, like it
He’s gonna like it

A sum-ina-sum-ina- sum-ina-submarine
Keepin-a-keepin-a-keepin-a-keepin-a keeping her nice and clean
Hum-ina-hum-ina-hum-ina-hum-ina under the water
Hum-ina-hum-ina-hum-ina humpin’ ya daughter

He’s gonna like it
He’s gonna like it
He’s gonna like it
He’s gonna like it
He’s gonna like it
He’s gonna like it
He’s gonna like it
He’s gonna like it
He’s gonna like it