(Only Luke performs this track)

* = "In the bedroom all day and all of the night"

One and one were having some fun *

Two and Two, I took off my shoes *

Three and Three, she undressed me *

Four and Four, we fucked on the floor *

Five and Five, I put up her thighs *

Six and Six, the bitch sucked my dick *

Seven and Seven, we went to heaven *

Eight and Eight, she masturbated *

Nine and Nine, she licked my ass *

Ten and Ten, the bitch did it again *

Get off my ass bitch!

GET YOUR FACE OUT MY ASS MOTHERFUCKER!!

["Haaa"]

["But it hurts so good"]

["Haaa"]

Get laid, get FUCKED!

["Haaa"]

["But it hurts so good"]

(repeated 'till the end of the track)