It began on an amazing winter's morning
I was the most jolly runner around
She was the most misunderstood producer

She was my colleague
My misunderstood colleague
My producer

We used to work so well together
Back then
We wanted to sing together, around the world
We wanted it all

But one morning, one amazing morning
We decided to sing too much
Together we neglected Andy Wilman
It was upsetting, so upsetting

From that moment our relationship changed
She grew so distant

And then it happened
Oh no! Oh no!
She tickled Simon
Alas, Simon
My colleague tickled Simon
It was crazy, so crazy

The next day I thought my heart had broken
I thought my life had burst into flames
(But I was actually overreacting a little)

But still, she is in my thoughts
I think about how it all changed that morning
That amazing winter's morning

My life, how I wish I could unwind
When I think of that misunderstood producer
That misunderstood producer and me