It's a giant creature with a tail
Here, I'll draw Piglet in for scale

Oh dear!

Its hide is like a shaggy rug
Its face, a surly, ugly mug
With two sharp horns atop its head
Between - a mop of hair - that's red!

And in its nose, a ring of gold
It smells of monkeys' feet and mold!
Its toes are black! Its fur is blue!
I swear that all I tell you is not made up!
The Backson!

The Backson?

The Backson!

The Backson!
Oh no!

But Owl, what does a Backson do?

Yes Owl, what does a Backson do?

Hmm... what does a backson do?
I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking, I'm thinking
And now I will tell you!
They sneak into your library
And scribble in all your books!

The Backson! The Backson!
We don't like the Backson!

When decorating your Christmas tree
They tangle up all the hooks!

The Backson! The Backson!
We're afraid of the Backson!

They spoil the milk!
They stop all the clocks!
They use their horns to put holes in your socks!

The Backson's the one who's been putting holes in our socks!

Tell us more about what Backsons do!

Yes more about what Backsons do!

More about what Backsons do?
Why don't we hear some thoughts from you?

Maybe they make you sleep too late?

Yes. Yes! That's good. That's great!

I bet they're the reason my tail is gone

You're on a roll! Go on! Go on!

They muddy up your tidy house!

They make you feel as small as a mouse!

They break your crayons!

They spill your tea!

They wake up babies at one and three!

They made me catch the cold I caught

They made me lose my train of thought

They swipe your stripes!

They clog your pipes!

They dig up your garden!

They won't beg your pardon

They eat your snacks!

They won't relax!

They chip your tooth!

They steal your youth!

And now you know the horrible truth!

The Backson! The Backson!
The Backson! The Backson!
Oh no! Oh no!

Oh yes!

Huh?

I know exactly what to do
We'll find things Backson are partial to

Like books?

And dishes?

And socks?

And toys!

Yes! Everything that a Backson destroys
Then we'll dig an enormous pit
And he'll make the items lead to it
He'll fall in and we'll get our friend!

And the horrible nightmare can come to an end!
The Backson!

The Backson!

The Backson!

The Backson!

Go home and search your closets!
Bring everything that you can!

The Backson! The Backson!
We're gonna catch the Backson!

We'll save Christopher Robin
By following Rabbit's plan!

The Backson! The Backson!
We'll save Christopher Robin!
We must be brave and have no fear!

So to the death we'll persevere!

We'll search by the sun and the light of the moon
And if everything goes well
We'll be back soon!

Back soon

Back soon!

Sounds like Backson

Back soon!

Oh well. Good luck everyone!