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    These are my confessions
    Just when I thought I said all I can say
    I came up with more secrets to tell you today

    These are my confessions
    Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
    So now I gotta give you part three of my confessions

    First I told you 'bout the skank that I was cheatin' with (with)
    Then I mentioned she's havin' my kid
    That's not all, now I recall more, you see
    So now I'll give you part three of my confessions

    Now this gon' be the hardest thing I think I ever had to do
    Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
    Like, remember when I told you that I knew Pauley Shore, Pauley Shore
    That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for

    I borrowed your ChapStick from you without asking
    Oh, and I tried out your nose hair trimmer too
    And by the way, that "diamond" ring is cubic zirconium
    I killed your goldfish accidentally, just replaced it with another one

    These are my confessions
    Just when (oh) I thought I said all (oh) I can say
    I need to get some (yeah yeah) things off my chest right away

    These are my confessions (these are my confessions)
    Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
    Now I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions, oh, oh

    Threw up on your dog the last time I had too much to drink
    There've been times I've peed in your sink
    Don't know why (don't know why, no) but you and I (ah) should agree (ah)
    That blongs in part three of my confessions

    Baby forgive me, I'm still trying to figure out
    Why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grout
    Oh, and sometimes in private, really like to dress up like Shirley Temple
    And spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)

    My boss thinks I'ma a jerk, didn't get that raise
    I haven't changed my underwear in twenty seven days
    And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you're a midget
    I'm so sorry Debbie - I mean Bridget

    These are my confessions
    Just when (oh) I thought I said all I can say
    I got a few (got a few more) more secrets I'd like to convey

    These are my confessions
    Slipped my mind (my mind) the last two times (my mind), silly me (silly me)
    Now I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions, oh, oh

    Gave you buttered toast I dropped and picked up off the floor
    FYI (I), it was not a cold sore (not a cold sore)
    Whoops, my bad (hope you're not sore at me)
    You'll be madder (ah) at me (ah) when I (even more mad, yeah, baby) finish part three of my confessions

    You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this
    But you remember that shirt you got me for my birthday?
    Ahh, well, I returned it for store credit
    That thing was hideous; what were you thinking?
    Oh, by the way, I wasn't really sick last week
    I just didn't want to go to your stupid office picnic
    Oh, and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of Rice Krispies?
    What I meant was, there was only enough left for me, sorry

    These are my confessions
    Just when I thought I said all I can say
    I thought of some more things that should scare you away

    These are my confessions
    Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me
    I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions

    Once I blew my nose and then I wiped it on your cat (cat)
    And I lied - yes, that dress makes you look fat
    Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore
    'Til I give you part four of my confessions

    I mean, I'm just getting started here
    I'm not even halfway down the list
    This thing could go on for...
    Hey hey, where you goin'?
    Honey?
    What?
    Was it something I said?
    Women!

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