I smoke two joints in the morning
I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon
and it makes me feel all right

I smoke two joints in time of peace
and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before i smoke two joint
and then i smoke two more

daddy he once told me
"Son, you be hard workin' man"
And momma she once told me
"Son you do the best you can"
But then one day i meet a man
He came to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine
but first take care of head"

Whoa rock me to the night
Ja said