There's this guy I know
He's been to some of our local shows
In bloody clothes
He's a psycho
He's got this whim:
wants us to write a song about him
And simsalabim this is it

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Mikey
Do it one more time for me
Did they know when your head
hit the cement, Mikey ?
Wowee
Do it one more time for me
Did they know how it set you free ?
Will they ever let you be ?

There he was
a normal guy
just like you and me
but when the music started
he turned out to be a psycho
He lives down the coast
and this guy wouldn't boast
But he's worth a toast
And a whole lot more

He's a mystery to me
But I wish I could be
like Mikey
Mike's a stagediver
I know it's true
I've seen him black and blue
sitting in an ambulance
He was so proud
so proud

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