Why don't you come back to my vampire boudoir
State your delight, the rest gets bizarre
Touch me here, touch me there
OO, when you touch, I let go of my whee!
You're that someone that drives me insane
As if something got stuck in my vein
When you touch me I scream in delight
Hurry! Hurry! Touch me tonight
I'm flippin' out! Yah! I'm flippin' out! Ow ow ow out ooh!

Ha-ha. You can swallow me all in one bite
'Creme de la Cocoa' is what I taste like
Bite me here, ooh, swallow me there
I could follow and die without fear

You're that someone who drives me insane
Kiss my neck with your sharp fangs and stay
If you kiss me I'll scream in delight
Hurry! Hurry! Touch me tonight
I'm flippin' out! Yah! I'm flippin' out! Ow ow ow out ooh!

You're that someone who drives me insane
You are that man so in touch with my vein, ooh!
If you catch me, I'll sleep in delight
Hurry! Hurry! Catch me tonight
I'm flippin' out! Yah! I'm flippin' out! Ow ow ow out ooh!

Why don't you come back to my vampire boudoir
I am the vamp who bites the vampire
Vamp me here, vamp me there
If you love me I'll swallow your spear!

You're that vampire who drives me insane
OOh, like that sharp fang that sucked on my vein
When you bite me, I scream in delight
Hurry! Hurry! Bite me right
I'm flippin' out! Yah! I'm flippin' out! Ow ow ow out ooh!

I'm flippin' out! I'm flippin' out!

Vamp. Short for Vanity
A woman who uses her charms and wiles to seduce
Vampish! Vanity! I am vamp!
A woman who practices seductiveness by magic spell!

[Backwards section:]
The fabulous! ... The fabulous... pocket steamer!
Yes, the pocket steamer can be yours!
What if we included... hahaha!
Yes folks, you get all this and much, much more!
If only you buy Vanity's album, Wild Animal
available at record stores everywhere


A fool there was, and you paid your coin
To a dark-eyed dame from the tender loin
You took me in, the West Coast town
And filled me Up, in a form-fit gown
Filled my eyes with Bella-la Donna
And said "Now, lady, forget your honour
For hence for now, your a scarlet scamp
The grandest, red-lipped, black-souled vamp. "
So now I lie, awake in my tomb, awaiting the next
Kiss me my fool! ... Bang!