My captain states I have to wear the lace
My captain himself repeated himself "Get it out! "
I can! I shall!
Well my love is written all over the papers
Concentrate, "concentration can't get it"
Lo and be Ho the word is heard all over the station
Are we havin' fun? Oh so where do I find him?
How do I find that long white ladder that leads to him now?
How can I be saved?
They call him decision "Get in"
You want him. You take him but he's not yours
All of us know the Captain Aka Lieutenant, say
"I'm prayin' for you darlin'"

Can't get out and I definately can't get in
So where do I hide to? How did I get myself into?
I'm not crazy! "I'm crazy. " How can I escape?
Expect adventure baby! Increase double tempo
and maybe he'll go all the way, maybe he won't
Ho, hey day. Oh oh oh, expect adventure darlin'
It's an Alfred Hitchcock story it goes all the way
I go all the way Ho, expect adventure baby!
Increase double, intake and maybe
He will break, break! Maybe he'll Haa, I don't know

They call him precision, "Get on"
Oh! I want him, I'd take him but he's not mine
All of the time... the Captain Aka Lieutenant say
"I'm ready for ya now". Can't get out and I definately
can't get on. Oh baby you feel so strong
How did it take so long?
It took forever baby never never enuf [sic]
Ho, expect adventure lady influencing my intentions
Crazy I go all the way, Ahu!
I go all the way on
I'm goin' crazy maybe
Ahh! I'm goin' crazy maybe ahh!

1, 2, 3, 4 knock on my door and stay
5, 6, 7, 8 lay down and make me wait
9 & 11 I think I lost my count

1, 2, 3, 4 knock on my door and stay
Ohh! I'm goin' crazy maybe
5, 6, 7, 8 lay down and make me beg!
I'm goin' crazy maybe lady!