Am I a Scorpio, am I the Sun
Is this my body or an empire of fun
Am I an acrobat, machine of steel
Public animal, always dressed to, always dressed to

No, I'm alpha male!
I never fail, my Dna's for sale
Alpha male
Four leg Caucasian, two legged Alsation, I am
That's what I am: Alpha Male!

Am I too small, an unimpressive
Or am I way too hot and wired and aggressive
Am I a bitch magnet, Norwegian waste
Will the wind carry your saliva to my face

No, I'm alpha male!
I'm not to scale, my Dna's for sale
Alpha Male
Four leg Caucasian, two legged Alsation, I am
That's what I am: Alpha Male!

I got one million issues today
For you a barb wire bouquet!

No, I'm alpha male!
Born with a tail, my Dna's for sale
Alpha Male
A sullied Caucasian
A two leg Alsation, I am
That's what I am, I got a plan
Alpha Male