Congratulate you
Said you had a double tongue
Balancing cake and bread
Say goodbye to a glitter girl

Talula, Talula
You don't want to lose her
She must be worth losing
If it is worth something
Talula, Talula
She's brand new now to you
Wrapped in your papoose
Your little Fig Newton

Say goodbye now, my baby, gotta go
Say goodbye, my baby, to the Old World

Ran into the Henchman
That severed Anne Boleyn
He did it right quickly, a merciful man
She said: "One plus one is two."
But Henry said that it was three
So it was, here I am

Talula, Talula
You don't want to lose her
She must be worth losing
If it is worth something
Talula, Talula
She's brand new now to you
Wrapped in your papoose
Your little Fig Newton

And Jamaica, do you know
Do you know what I have done?
Mary M weaving on
Said: "What you want is in the blood Senators."
Said: "What you want is in the blood Senators."
Yes

I got big bird on the fishing line
With a bit of a shout, a bit of shout
A bit of an angry snout
He's my favourite hooker of the whole bunch
And I know about his only Bride
And how the Russians die on the ice
I got my rape hat on
Honey, but I always could accessorise
And I never cared too much for the money
But I know right now, honey
That it's in God's hands, oh
But I don't know who the Father is

Talula, Talula
You don't want to lose her
She must be worth losing
If it is worth something
Talula, Talula
She's brand new now to you
Wrapped in your papoose
Your little Fig Newton
Your little Fig Newton
Your little Fig Newton