Shatner
Wear something bright and turn away
Imagine girls behaving in that way
Why don't you pack your bags and leave?
Look here's another bruise I didn't see

You can't say, "It doesn't really matter"
This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner
Oh I've told you before

These days you look so pale and thin
Wave down the bus and let's be rid of him
You've spend this night beside your T.V. set
Remember when you used to laugh at it
You laughed a bit

You can't say, "It doesn't really matter"
This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatner
Oh I've told you before

You can't say, "It doesn't really matter"
This isn't T.V., he isn't William Shatne