When I was a kid, I'd fly around in Peter with men's shirt
Don't be afraid to die, cause to die
would be an awfully big invention
Today I stopped believing
and my friends say they're so bored of me
I used to be a real boy, with real plans
now I'm just reality TV
Used to be your knight in shining armor
and I'd rescue you from hell

Daily I stare into the mirror, and I say to myself
I've spent too many nights
watching "How I Met Your Mother" alone
Now I'm searching for my yellow umbrella
oh then I'll take her home
Baby I just want to be legendary
Yeah we all wanna be legendary to somebody
Yeah somebody oh

I'm done chasing actresses
I'm full of love and they're all full of shit
Now I'm stumbling out the bar
One more fame-monster story, I'll be sick
One day I stopṗ ed believing in all the ones
The magic had died
I just need to accept, friends grow up and lovers will lie
Yeah I used to be James Dean, now it's celebrity rehab hell
I swear that I could be amazing, I just need a little help

And I've spent too many nights watching
"How I Met Your Mother" alone
Now I'm searching for my yellow umbrella
oh then I'll take her home
Baby I just want to be legendary
Yeah we all wanna be legendary to somebody
Yeah somebody oh

Da-da-da-ra-ra-ra-ra
Da-da-da-ra-ra-ra-ra
Da-da-da-ra-ra-ra-ra
Da-da-da-ra-ra-ra-ra
Da-da-da-ra-ra-ra-ra

I've spent too many nights
watching "How I Met Your Mother" alone
Now I'm searching for my yellow umbrella
oh then I'll take her home
Baby I just want to be legendary
Yeah we all wanna be legendary to somebody
To somebody oh