Gonna spin a little tale
'Bout the prince of all whales
On a bed of wet nails with a bucket set to bail

So we're shooting the breeze
It's a hella high seas
Got the captain on his knees begging me please

That's Another Story
That's Another Story
'Fore my thoughts get away
What I really meant to say...

Gonna spin a little yarn
'Bout a summer on the farm
On her belly in the barn shucks gosh darn

Haystack Calhoun
Gonna come around soon
Send you to the moon with a bing bang boom

That's Another Story
That's Another Story
'Fore my thoughts get away
What I really meant to say...

So I'm here to spread the news
From the pulpit to the pews
Better spit shine your shoes pay your yabba dabba dues

That's Another Story
That's Another Story
'Fore my thoughts get away
What I really meant to say...