Now I wanna wrestle in the garden I'm on my way to stardom
I know I'm ready I know I'm great But first I have to get in shape
Cause I've got my eyes on the Russian Bear Gonna tear him up I swear
This guy thinks he's the champion Gonna take his belt and beat him!

I'm the crusher king of the ring I'm the crusher king of the ring
I'm the crusher king of the ring I'm the crusher king of the ring

I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear Gonna pile drive him pull his hair
I might have a foreign object in my trunks I might have to use on that punk

Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone If you're my victim you're beaten
I'm a lean mean fighting machine Powerful and strong like King Kong

I'm the crusher king of the ring I'm the crusher king of the ring
I'm the crusher king of the ring I'm the crusher king of the ring

Started having second thought I was scared as hell The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell I mean the Russian Bear could probably tear me limb from limb
He'd probably grin be real happy with himself This is not good for my health
I'm not coming out of the dressing room and get beaten up by that goon

Go back to Russia go back home! Don't wanna get a broken bone
Or a lump on my head Ain't gonna hide under the bed

I'm the crusher king of the ring I'm the crusher king of the ring
I'm the crusher king of the ring I'm the crusher king of the ring