There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins

Cretin, cretin

Gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doin' the cretin hop

Cretin, Cretin

One two three four cretins wanna hop some more
Four five six seven all good cretins go to Heaven

There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin' for all the hoppin' cretins

Cretin, cretin

Gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop doin' the cretin hop

Cretin, cretin

One two three four cretins wanna hop some more
Four five six seven all good cretins go to Heaven
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