Excuse me, can I tell you a story
Sure, lay it on us man
OK, it goes like this

I got myself a brand new tube amplifier
It's large and lovely to behold... la la la la la
I got myself a new tube amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one

I got myself a little tube amplifier
It's large and lovely and it smells just like a dream
I got myself a new tube amplifier
Now I'm gonna blow a big one

I got myself a new big bertha driver
Gonna take to the range
(Take it to the range)
I got myselfa new big bertha driver
Now I'm gonna hit a big one
(300, hit a big one)

I got myself a new cymbal supplier
They're really good they're Sabian
(They're great they're Sabian)
I got myself a new cymbal supplier
Now I'm gonna crash
Now I'm gonna hit
Now I'm gonna blow a big one