Bring me my green eyes, I shall
Wear them tonight to the ballet
Curl the crown of long red hair
I wore black only yesterday

Videos of has-been starlets bouncing on the screen
And I am just an evergreen

So you want to be ]
Forever young ]
So you want to be ]
Forever young ] (Chorus)

I will have large breasts tonight
The D-cup for my dress of gold
Fill my lips with fatted calf
I will be lovely to behold

Diets of ex-duchesses line up in little cans
And I am just a Peter Pan

(Chorus)

The music’s loud, the lights are low
The drink is gone, the money spent
Pretty maids all in a row
They look so young and innocent

Steal out of his room next morning to a waiting cab
Granny, what big feet you have

(Chorus)