Gonna dive into a jive

I've dove into before

Gonna haunt a haunt I've haunted

Like a million times or more

A familiar joint

Where getting drunk's the only point

To frequent this place

With any frequency at all

Countin' on a remedy

I've counted on before

Goin' with the cure that's never failed me

What you call the disease,

I call the remedy

What your callin' the cause,

I call the cure

Gonna sing a song, a song to you

A song I've sung before

Belt out a ballad that I've belted out

A million times or more

The words I'm gonna scream

And getting drunk's the central theme

To the lyrics, if you can

Make the lyrics out at all

Countin' on a remedy

I've counted on before

Goin' with the cure that's never failed me

What you call the disease,

I call the remedy

What your callin' the cause,

I call the cure

Just a devotion to the potion

Please no applause

A dedication to the medication

A crutch a cure a cause

What I've counted on to pick me up

Has knocked me to my knees

Before I hit the floor once more

I'lll call it the disease

Countin' on a remedy

I've counted on before

Goin' with the cure that's never failed me

What you call the disease,

I call the remedy

What your callin' the cause,

I call the cure