We'll end up numb
From playing video games
And we'll get sick
Of having sex

And we'll get fat
From eating candy
As we drink ourselves
To death,

We'll stay up late
Making mix tapes
Photoshopping pictures
Of ourselves

While we masturbate
To these pixelated
Videos of strangers
Fucking themselves

We are very busy people
We are very busy people
But we've always got
Time for new friends

So come on over and
Knock on our door
It's open, what you
Waiting for

We might be spawled
Out on the floor
But we still make
Lovely company

Pull up a chair
I'll pour some tea
We'll shoot the shit
'Bout everything
'Til you get sick
Of politics and
Flip on the TV screen
We stare at the TV screen

That donnie darko DVD
Has been repeating for
A week and we know every
Single word (every single word)

I've got an ipod
Like a pirate ship
I'll sail the seas
With fifty thousand
Songs I've never heard
All the best of them go
La la la la la la la la...

We are very busy people
We are very busy people
But we've always got
Time for new friends

Yeah...
La la la la la la...
La la la la la la...
La la la la la la...