Easy alphabet pony
Easy alphabet pony

Funny monkey tore money loose
And soda hands
Pink plastic Jesus on the dashboard
Just say it

Easy alphabet pony
Oh easy alphabet pony

No fun I have
We got no money
Need a friend
A volcano dish
On a mountaintop to live it

Easy alphabet pony
Oh easy alphabet pony
Easy alphabet pony
Oh easy alphabet pony

I cancel Sunday
Cancel Monday
Don't look at me
I've been running on a note tomorrow
Roadie great speed
N-n-n-need a punch
A pop a bang
A different song
Like a nice new pope
Needs a mean straight dog

Yeah
Easy alphabet pony
Oh easy alphabet pony
Easy alphabet pony
Easy alphabet pony

Oh we go up down
Up down up down telling you
We like the walk the walk
Don't stop and fall into the queen stairs
Sharp teeth dry heat
Can't breach too many sins
And don't forget my cigarettes
And get something that we can drink

Easy alphabet pony
Oh easy alphabet pony
Easy alphabet pony
Easy alphabet pony