All right let's do this yall

I'm adorable (so precious) I'm a twin sensation (girl screams)
People think its cute when I'm in adult situations.
I'm gonna rock your body. Girl you know I ain't playing.
Someone wrote this song for me so I'm not sure what I'm saying.

I've seen many different girls and seen their second bases
But you're nothing like those girls. You don't have zits or braces
I'm so glad it's finally you and me and we are all alone
Except my dad whos over therecause hes the chaperone.

I won't try to pressure you, cus I'm willing to wait,
And I won't try to touch your boobies on the first date.
I'll take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie,
And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies.

Zero times one equals none.
Me plus you equals fun.
Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks.
Is my cuteness starting to make you weak?

I am adorable (so freaking cute) you can't resist my advances.
I've got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Usher's dances.
Let's go to my dad's car, and make the windows steam.
I really hope that sounded cool cus I don't know what it means.

Most of other boys will play you for a fool.
I made you this macaroni necklace today at school.
I know how to please you cus I can do sex good.
I learned about it in a playboy that I found in the woods.

The square root of 1600 is 40.
Don't you wanna be my shortie.
When I first saw you I was astounded.
I'll love you tonight if I'm not grounded.

Dad: (spoken) You are definitely grounded

I'm adorable (It's almost disgusting)

Stop singing that song
My son sings like a little girl I don't know where I went wrong

I wanna sleep on you.

That doesn't make sense and, you're being creepy

Whoa it's almost nine oclock I'm getting kind of sleepy.