BON IVER
This is annoying
I am enjoying
Playing with this voice changer toy
Now here's a silly elephant noise

RICK ROSS
Rick Ross and I'm up first, I didn't get a whole verse
They only gave me one line, goodnight folks that's my time

KAYNE
Nonsense Nonsense, loud and obnoxious
Everybody know I'm a narcissistic monster
Ima need a close up on my grill can you film it?
Ima nnnd a cothuup omm gthill
I admit I love the smell of my own farts
I tweet pictures of my face and my naughty parts
So arrogant my heads the size a texas
The president even said I was a Jackass
I just spanked it to my own reflection
I'm such a man slut, I shoulda used protection
Scratch it scratch it lower you got it
That groupie had a rash and I think I musta caught it

JAY-Z
Dracula. Frankenstien, The Blob, Jaws 2
Those were just some Movies on my Netflix queue
Yeezy you think you're a monster of ego
I'm a slam dunk of self praise at best you're a free throw
I invented Christmas, sex and blueberry pie
I talked about myself till this girl committed suicide
Lets settle the argument, quit the silly bickering
I am the greatest thing, why am I whispering

NIKI
Beep beep beep, I'm coming though
I'm a girl but I can say the word monster too
My cat went to his box and did a monster poo
Mad Cow disease can give you a monster moo
He's the part where I sound innocent and sweet
Then I start screaming like a Jamaican freak
Old dudes young dudes freak when they see this
They all love my buns even that creep Regis

REGIS
I huge fan of your rainbow hair
and I've always been a lover of large derrieres

COOKIE MUNCHER
Uhh ya'll acting like you know what monster is
Me have 35 years in the monster biz
All monsters think that you can fuss with this
Well you can talk to me Snuffleupagus
Me sneak into your house, me leave before dawn
Your daughters will be pregnant and your cookies will be gone
Eat many cookies but they don't go down me throat
Hey Niki have you ever had a muppet motorboat
Me eat Cookie then
me bang Snookie
Ho's up on me wiener
It look like blue pipe cleaner