I'm Darby Crash
A social blast
Chaotic master
I'm Darby Crash
Your meccas gash
Prophetic stature

I'm Darby Crash
A one way match
Demonic flasher

Deep, deep, deep, in my eyes
There's a round, round, round,
circle of lives

It's a tame, tame, tame sort of world
Where you're caught, bought,
taught, as it twirls...

I'm Darby Crash
A social blast
Chaotic master

Snap, crackle, pop
Snap, crackle, pop
Snap, crackle, pop-in here

Snap, crackle, pop
Snap, crackle, pop
Snap, crackle, pop-out there