i'm going crazy i'm lying on my back
there's an army of idiots out on the attack
uniformed and armed with shotguns full of shit
you better run or else you're gonna get hit

i don't know if i can deal with this
i'm gonna have a conniption fit

you're in my living room i can see it on your face
you're on my TV screen pleading your fucking case
well i don't want it
no i don't care
i'm stuck here pulling out my fucking hair

i don't know if i can deal with this
i'm gonna have a conniption fit

i'm gonna have a conniption fit
i'm gonna have a conniption fit
conniption fit conniption fit
conniption fit conniption fit