Well I can hear him snorin' over the phone
Leaves boring messages on my machine
He's talkin' to me but there's nobody home
He don't go mano, think's that is obscene

You're a zero on my rock-o-meter
You wanna get hot, go turn on a heater
Let's go 6-5-0
Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero
Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero

You're always drinkin beer-o
You look just like a gyro
You're a zero baby just a zero

He wants to check it check it check it out with me
He's never even been to Valley Faire
Sorry baby cause I'm too busy
His mom writes his name on his underwear

Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero
Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero

You're always drinkin beer-o
You look just like a gyro
You're a zero baby just a zero
Yeah yeah baby, you're a zero
Yeah yeah you're nobody's hero

You're always drinkin beer-o
You look like Bob Deniro
You're a zero baby just a zero
Yeah yeah baby you're a zero