Oh Lord, I'm so bored
Living on my own
You're devilish and dirty
They say you're pushing 30
Well, pushing 30 stone

Oh Christ, I'm enticed
I want you in my sack
You're potty-mouthed and brassy
Anything but classy
I've just got to get you back

It's been a while since I've seen that smile
But the old magic's still there

And I love what you've done with your hair
Oh yeah
I just love what you've done with your hair
Oh yeah

Oh crumbs, I'm all thumbs
Lying here with you
You're beautiful and busty
But I'm a little rusty
I've forgotten what to do

It's been a while since I've made you smile
But the old magic's still there

And I love what you've done with your hair
Oh yeah
I just love what you've done with your hair
Oh Yeah. Oh Yeah!
I love what you've done with your hair
Oh yeah
I really love what you've down with your hair
Oh yeah
I love what you've done with your hair
Oh yeah
I just love what you've down with your hair
Oh Yeah
Ow!