It's a late night in this town It's time to move on And our time, it came and went Find your coat, find your keys Find the man of your dreams And how much money he spent
So set down your drink You've had more than you should Your last chance has just come and gone Well she's gone for the door And she looks all alone Let me know what she looks like at dawn
Last call, again Last call, do you know where you're going Last call, again
There are lovers and fighters at 2:00 AM A big girl named Carol, Well she just left with Jim And it's hard sometimes To make up your mind They're out in the lot And she's going down on him
So roll your leg over Take the bow not the stern And pray before you begin 'Cause this date's not your mate And it's not where you're going But more like where they've been
Slip a beer in your coat Keep your arms to your side 'Cause going home, That's a pretty good drive Keep it under the dash And watch who you pass For your first DWI