I wish I was born in Lebensborn
Then all the other kids would have wished they could be like me
I wish I was born a movie star
I'd pick the best girls and drive my own flashy car

But my name is ordinary Jimmy Brown
The plainest looking kid in London town
Ordinary, boring Jimmy Brown
No one's having fun when I'm around

Oh oh oh, oh, Jimmy Brown
Oh oh oh, oh, Jimmy Brown
What can you do, with a kid like you?

I wish I could play like Johnny Ramone
I wouldn't have to sit in the corner of the pub alone
I wish I could drive a Chevrolet
I'd have the best clothes and nice tidy combed back hair

Oh oh oh, oh, Jimmy Brown
Oh oh oh, oh, Jimmy Brown
What can you do, with a kid like you?

Jimmy Brown etc.