This town ain't much to look at, there ain't that much to do
With the local Joe's at the stop and go and the class of '42
We go down to the laundromat and listen to that station
Find out where the fire was at and see what's in rotation

Good morning to you, good morning to you
Laundromat radio

Last year's reader's digests, weight watchers magazines
Discussions on arthritis with dirty welfare queens
With a case of light beer and a pack of light cigarettes
We try to minimize the damage but still raise our consciousness

Good morning to you, good morning to you
Laundromat radio

Tomorrow I think I'll get up and march on down to Sears
And buy all those appliances I've been dreamin' of for years
Then I'll get on of those stereo receivers of my own
So I can be bored to tears from the comfort of my home