I'm Jack, Jack the lad
I'm a nasty habit
I'm the joker in the pack
I'm the prize exhibit

Alex, they call him Alex
Smart boy Alex
They call him Alex

I'm a dreamer, I'm a dream
I'm a fantasy addict
I'm a ghost in a ghost town
I'm a derelict

Alex, they call him Alex
Smart boy Alex
They call him Alex
They call him Alex
Smart boy Alex
They call him Alex
Smart boy Alex

I'm Jack, the giant killer
I'm your shocking filler
I'm black, I'm white
I'm day and night

Alex, they call him Alex
Smart boy Alex
They call him Alex
They call him Alex
Smart boy Alex
They call him Alex
Smart boy Alex

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