High above the mucky-muck
Castle made of clouds...
There sits Wonderboy
Sitting oh-so-proudly.
Nothing much to say
When you're high above the mucky-muck... Yeah!... Yea...

*CHORUS*
Wonderboy
What is the secret of your powers?
Wonderboy!
Won't you take me far away from the mucky-muck, now?

Now it's time for me to tell you about Young Nastyman
Arch-rival and nemesis of Wonderboy
With powers comparable to Wonderboy!
What powers you ask?
Oh I dunno.. how about the power of flight, that do anything for you?
It's Levatation, homes.
Or how about the power to kill a yak...
From two hundred yards away...with mind bullets!
Thats telekinesis, Kyle
How about the power to move you?

History of Wonderboy and Young Nastyman...
Rigga Googoo, Rigga Googooga
A secret to be told
A gold chest to be bold!
And blasting forth with three-part harmony!
GO!

*Chorus*

Well Wonderboy and Young Nastyman joined forces
And they formed a band
The likes of which have never been seen!
And they call themselves Tenacious D
That's right-
ME!
and KG! (Thats me!)
Well, ha, Tenacious D!
Come fly with me! Fly!

*Chorus*

(Woah, take my hand Young Nastyman! We'll fly!
Bring out your broadsword, there's the hydra
Slice its throat! Grab its scrot.
You take the high road, Ill take the low.
There, the crevasse. Fill it, with your mighty dues.)