You said you hate yourself
So let me feed you strawberries
Off a plate I bought from a widow
Who was selling her husbands things
And we'll see if you still hate yourself

If you still hate yourself I'll eat you out
For an hour in your room cause I love giving head
If you still hate yourself we'll cut ourselves
And swallow chunks of broken glass
I don't care about finishing college

I'll buy the biggest tv
that my credit card
Allows me we'll watch the food network
for the rest of our lives