Hey,hey T-swizzle (T-swizzle)
T-pizzle (t-pizzle)

I'm like 8 foot tall
Blond hair to the floor
You shorties never thought
I dreamed about rappin' hardcore!

No I ain't gotta gun,
No I never really been in a club
Still live with my parents
But I'm still a thug

I'm so gangsta
You can find me bakin' cookies at night
You out clubbin'?
Well I just made caramel delight!

T-swift and t-pain rappin' on the same track
It's a thug story tell me can you handle that?
I had a dream last night,
I had high-top nikes
I had diamonds in my mouth and diamonds on my mic
By the time I woke I was singin -
I'm on a boooaat (t-pain)

Cuz I'm a singer turned rapper (swift)
Shorty I'ma make ya (t-pain)
Straight to the top yo (swift)
Shorty I'ma crank ya (t-pain)
You can call me t-sweezy
Now I'm a rap star (swift)
It's a thug story now tell em who you are (t-pain)
Say ya turned gangsta (t-pain)
You don't wanna fight me (swift)
Straight to the top (t-pain)
In my xtra-small white tee (swift)
T-swift and t-pain all up on the same track,
Now it's a thug story now can you gimme that? (t-pain)

What?! what?! I knit sweaters yo!
What?! what?! don't test me (bleep)

Swift talking: hey hold on, hold on
I didn't even say anything
I said yo
You guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything,
I didn't swear

T-pain sings: she didn't even swear-

Swift: hello? ugh!