Zac:
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, outrun my gun
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
You'd better run, better run, faster than my bullet.

Zac:
Ellen works a long day, giving weird interviews
in a slick, cool sweater.
And it gets kind of weird, ya callin' us out like
we're boyfriend and girlfriend.
Buts its not just cause were sitting here
and we got cat videos and dance
on betty white and stuff, and its always gonna be weird
Cause this song is all about ellen, its good yeah!

Taylor and zac:
Every single time I come on this show,
it's really weird, really weird, all because of ellen.
Every single time I come on this show,
it's really weird, really weird, always end up dancing.

Taylor:
I've been on this show eight times now and
I still remember ellen hiding
in the bathroom with a hidden camera
and she scared me so bad and I fell and I coulda died.
she always asks me who I'm dating, every time
I'm on this show and I don't even know why,
but it gets 5 million hits on youtube.

Zac and taylor:
Every single time I come on this show,
it's really weird, really weird, all because of ellen.
Every single time I come on this show,
it's really weird, really weird, always end up dancing.