From the Arizona heat and the wrong side of the street
Through the smoke and all the beers, I’ve been doing it for years
And I think it’s understood, I wouldn’t stop it if I could
Yeah but each and every day, I hear motherfuckers say

Am I ready? (Are you ready?)
Yes I’m ready and you bet I’m gonna rock your asses steady
Are you ready? (Yes I’m ready!)
Then grab a drink and chugalug, have some sex and take some drugs

And you know the time is now, that is why and this is how
We can keep it on some real, I know exactly how you feel
You need a man to bust it out, that’s what I’m all about
I got the tools for the task, there ain’t no need to ask

If I’m ready (Are you ready?)
I said I’m ready and I’m Eddie and I’ll rock your asses steady
Are you ready? (Yes I’m ready!)
Then grab a drink and chugalug, have some sex and take some drugs, alright!

Some hang their heads, yeah this one’s for the kids
For people that got good taste and ain’t got time to waste
With that mopey-dopey shit so cut the crap and bring the hits
And everywhere I go all the motherfuckers know
That I’m ready (Are you ready?)
I said I’m Eddie Spaghetti here to rock your asses steady
Are you ready? (Yes I’m ready!)
Then grab a drink and chugalug, have some sex and take some drugs, alright!

Watch out here I come (Yeah! He’s gonna rock your ass!)

Rock your ass!