Every heart, could use a beat
Every song, could use a verb
If you want to stand up
Then your skeleton, is gonna need
A spine
Ooh, ooh, ooh

He's charming (well hello there)
Debonair (and pleased to meet you)
Daring, and dashing
And just when you need him he's there (if transportation permits)

He's got your back (well sure)
When you pick fights with bears (uhh, I would not advise that)
He'll punch a ferocious beast (no)
That's how much he cares (I, I don't care that much)
'Cause he's
The spine
Ooh, ooh, oohoohooh

Go spine go
Put on a show
Do what you do best
Go spine go
Put on a show
You always know best

Need help with diction? (indefatigable)
Or home repair? (try the plunger, first)
Sowing or weaving
He'll do your taxes on a double dare (and quadruple your returns.)

Suffering from diarrhea? (hydration is key)
Well he's been there (no rabbit. Robots can not get diarrhea.)
About three times a day (that's not true folks.)
He pays for tp with your fair (it's impossible for me to have diarrhea)

He's got
Diarrhea
Ooh, ooh, oohoohooh

Go spine go
Hold that flow
Wait 'til after the show
Go spine go
Not on the floo'
This is not our home

He doesn't have diarrhea (thank you hatchworth)
But he is a super spy (uh, now hold on a second.)
He's got some pretty cool gadgets (well that is true.)
To topple governments, and the like (oh boy.)

He's not really a spy (I appreciate that rabbit.)
But he does love him some pie (rabbit, robots can not eat.)
Eat so much pie
Have diarrhea only the whole night

No I won't
Yes you will (yes you will, yes you will)
No I won't
If you don't right now
Then you will
I said that I won't
I'm fairly certain you will
No I (ok, you got your point across)
(Yeah, you need to chill out bro)
Because you're

The spine
Ooh, ooh, oohoohooh
The spine
Ooh, ooh, oohoohooh

Go spine go
Put on a show
Do what you do best
Go spine go
Put on a show
Bring a backup pair of slacks
Go spine go
Not during the show
The would be really gross

Some day, I'll quit this band