Bedside Manners
(wener/stewart)

he said, "it's been a long time"
she said, "it must be spring-time"
he's in the mood for you
he's in the mood for you
he forgot his bedside manners

uh-oh here comes the anthem
go get your fancy nylon
he's got juice for you
he's got juice for you
he forgot his bedside manners

oh said he brought you some flowers
dressed up like a cheap italian movie star
pushes down his ivory trousers
get on top and one two three four there you are

he wished he'd been a great man
too fabs from the ice cream van
he's got juice for you
he's in the mood for you
he forgot his bedside manners

oh said he brought you some flowers
dressed up like a cheap italian movie star
pushing down his ivory trousers
get on top and one two three four there you are
he sits at home watching you moan
you can't get any higher, higher

oh said he brought you some flowers
dressed up like a cheap italian movie star
pushing down his ivory trousers
get on top and one two three four there you are
he sits at home watching you moan
you can't get any higher, higher, higher