How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa?

How do we crush her First Amendment rights?

How do we stop her writing up what she saw?

Would she shut her trap?

For a gift card from the Gap?

She might

Oh, how do we stop a royal pain like Lisa?
How do we make this righteous less uptight?

The hillbilly tykes
Will become my tutees

Books about Dali, Degas, and Miro
Those are the folks that you yokels should know

Pretentious laughs at Bunuel retrospectives
Outsider art made by mental defectives

Enjoying opry that ain't grand or ole

Comparing Jim Carrey to Dario Fo!

Eating tapas

Freestyle rap-as

Mrs. Skinner is Mame

We finally experienced cultural things
And now they don't seem
So lame!

I have eight teeth goin' on seven teeth

I have a curvy spine

We live on landfill

And feast on roadkill
While we all drink moonshine