[Homer]
You could close down Moe's
Or the Kwik-E-Mart
And nobody would care
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in our Maison Derriere
[Belle]
We're the sauce on your steak
The cheese in your cake
We put the spring in Springfield
[Dancer 1] We're the lace on the nightgown
[Dancer 2] The point after touchdown
[Belle & Dancers] Yes, we put the spring in Springfield
[Belle]
We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
[Rev Lovejoy] Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals
[Dancer 1] Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
[Dancer 2] They seem to entertain your dad
[Belle & Dancers]
The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguine
Yes, we keep the in Springfield
[Wiggum, Krusty & Skinner] We remember our first visit
[Mayor Quimby] The service was exquisite!
[Mrs Quimby] Why, Joseph, I had no idea!
[Mayor Quimby] Come on now, you were working here!
[Grampa & Jasper]
Without it, we'd have had no fun
Since the March of 1961!
[Bart] To shut it down now would be twisted
[Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney] We just heard this place existed
[Dancers] We're the highlights in your hairdo
[Apu] The extra arms on Vishnu!
[Dancers] So, don't take the
[Men] We won't take the
[All] Yes, let's keep the in Springfield!