You could close down Moe's
Or the Kwik-E-Mart
And nobody would care
But the heart and soul of Springfield's in our Maison Derriere
We're the sauce on your steak
The cheese in your cake
We put the spring in Springfield
[Dancer 1] We're the lace on the nightgown
[Dancer 2] The point after touchdown
[Belle & Dancers] Yes, we put the spring in Springfield
We're that little extra spice that makes existence extra-nice
A giddy little thrill at a reasonable price
[Rev Lovejoy] Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals
[Dancer 1] Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad
[Dancer 2] They seem to entertain your dad
[Belle & Dancers]
The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguine
Yes, we keep the in Springfield
[Wiggum, Krusty & Skinner] We remember our first visit
[Mayor Quimby] The service was exquisite!
[Mrs Quimby] Why, Joseph, I had no idea!
[Mayor Quimby] Come on now, you were working here!
[Grampa & Jasper]
Without it, we'd have had no fun
Since the March of 1961!
[Bart] To shut it down now would be twisted
[Jimbo, Dolph & Kearney] We just heard this place existed
[Dancers] We're the highlights in your hairdo
[Apu] The extra arms on Vishnu!
[Dancers] So, don't take the
[Men] We won't take the
[All] Yes, let's keep the in Springfield!