Lady, when you came to me
I was feeling blue
Blue just like your hair you see
Blue just like the moon
But only when the moon is blue
And not when it is cream
And now that you are here with me
I am in a dream

Lady, when you go away
I feel like I could die
Not like "dye" like your hair is dyed
But die like Lady Di
And not like "Di" like her name is "Di, "
But die like when she died
(gulps, breathes)
But, lady, just like Lady Di
Be my princess tonight
(But don't die.)