Tuesday I surrendered beneath the willow tree
When I gave 2 U the key 2 my virginity
Wednesday I remembered your physical poetry
The passionate pretender, I'm a part of your history (Sing)

Oh, oh, oh - Wednesday like a river (Sing)
Oh, oh, oh - Wednesday like a river

Wednesday's like a river, Thursday rivers are lakes
Friday finds me in the ocean, sometimes love is hard 2 take
Emotional evidence sometimes hard 2 face
The double-edged sword can be like arsenic and fine lace

(Everybody)

Bathing in the beauty, romantic interlude
Wondering 4 long, never did I play a lover or a fool
Wednesday like a river, Thursday rivers are lakes
Friday finds me in the ocean, sometimes love is hard 2 take

(Sing)

Oh, oh, oh - Wednesday like a river

Wednesday like a river (Wednesday, yeah