I know this bloke called Dave

He took us to meet his mother

She lived in a beautiful house

A cup of tea kind of mother

Smash smash they smashed the window

Fast food and Blackpool bingo

Smash smash they smashed the window

Fast food and Blackpool bingo

I knew a girl so rude

She wanted me to be her lover

I remember that day so well

I remember it like no other

Smash smash they smashed the window

Fast food and Blackpool bingo

Smash smash they smashed the window

Fast food and Blackpool bingo

Junkie you only think about your habit

You little shit you only know the bottom line

Junkie you only think about your habit

You little shit you only know the bottom line

Junkie you only think about your habit

You little shit you only know the bottom line

Junkie you only think about your habit

You little shit you only know the bottom line

The lift in the tower block stinks

The dragon lies asleep

The dealer gives a Kings Cross kiss

And those urban dogs are still taking the piss

Smash smash they smashed the window

Fast food and Blackpool bingo

Smash smash they smashed the window

Fast food and Blackpool bingo

Junkie you only think about your habit

You little shit you never know the bottom line

Junkie you only think about your habit

You little shit you never know the bottom line

Junkie you only think about your habit

You little shit you never know the bottom line

Junkie you only think about your habit

You little shit you never know the bottom line

Junkie junkie junkie junkie junkie